So Mr. Harrington...
Uh, wait a minute. Dr. Nourmand?
Yes?
Can you just call me Solo?
Why?
Well, a-aside from the fact that it's my name, I've...
I've just been coming here for almost a year now
and, uh, frankly, this could be...
this could be it for us.
So I was just wondering if we could just end
on a less formal note, you know?
Oh. Uh...
Yeah.
Sure.
- Well... - Yeah, I... I can call you Solo.
Great. Okay, good, good.
And you are...
I'm still Dr. Nourmand.
Okay.
I, uh, I got... I got you this jacket.
Oh... Well...
Thank you very much.
I can't accept it, uh...
but it is a very nice gesture, nonetheless.
Thank you.
I... I think you should just take the jacket.
W-why?
Because I bought it for you.
Well, do you do that often?
I mean, do you buy gifts...
No.
For your... for yourfriends...
- No. - Family?
- No. No, no, no. - No?
Just this.
What about this being it?
Well, I... you know, I just...
I just spend a very large portion of my time here.
And, uh, you know, to be honest,
I was just walking down the street
and I saw the jacket in...
in the window and... - Oh, no.
I thought it would look nice on you.
I don't know, I think you just take the jacket.
No, no, no, I... I... I am.
I'm considering that. But I meant...
I meant "this", as in ourtime here.
Oh! Oh, oh.
Well, yeah, I've just run out of money.
I'm broke.
Five days a week here for almost a year
just added up a lot quickerthan I thought it would and...
Yeah. How do you feel about that?
Fucked. I feel fucked.
I mean... No, I feel... no, I feel... - Fucked?
- I feel betterthan I did, right? - Yeah.
But... but now what, right?
Well, what do you think?
Uh, well, you know, I... I mean, I...
I... I could...
I'm going to start writing again.
Try to make a little money.
Well, that's good.
- Yeah. - Yeah, that's very good.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll call you when that happens.
Do you ever consider getting a pet, Solo?
What?
Out of the way, jerk-off!
You know, pal, uh...
The best thing about buying a dog
is that, uh, you can always get rid of it.
I mean, if you don't like it.
The dog, I mean.
When'd you get that jacket?
This is Jonesy.
You're listening to Jonesy's Jukebox.
It's a beautiful day in L.A.
Fucking hell.
Why are there so many people here, man?
Well, that's the thing about these places:
a lot of people, you know?
Some good, some not so good,
and some just pure fantasia. Jesus Christ!
That never happens to me... ever.
Oh, my God! Hello.
Wait a minute. She might have been the one.
- I think I need to go back. - What?
That was the one. That was the one.
I got to go grab her. I got to get her.
- I do. - No, you got to be kidding me.
- Come on. - Listen, you don't need me.
You don't need me, okay?
Just grab the first one that looks at you funny.
You ever heard the term "puppy dog eyes"?
It comes from a place.
That's the place.
I'll be right back.
I love you. You're good.
You're good.
Mom! You said you were going to get it for me.
All right, here's the thing, Brad.
I just need a... a simple dog, you know?
One that doesn't require a whole lot of maintenance.
Uh, low energy, uh, doesn't need a lot of stuff.
You know, I have a balcony,
so one that can use the balcony
to use the bathroom would be great.
Uh, you know, just a...
a dog that doesn't need to go outside too much. Or ever.
That would be great, too.
Okay, Brad?
What do you say, Brad?
I really should have come in with you.
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing. It means nothing.
What? You don't like the dog?
Oh no, it's a cool dog.
It's cool.
Seems calm enough.
It's just really little.
Well, it's a puppy. I mean...
No. I... I know.
No, no, no. Hey...
Hey, you know what?
It's about... you like her, I like her.
It's a he. It's a boy dog.
He. Boy. Dog.
Pal, I just want you to be happy.
Okay.
Are you happy?
Look, he likes you.
I... can you hold the dog?
- But he likes you. - I'm driving the car.
But he wants to go to Daddy. What's wrong with that?
He doesn't want to be on...
on... on uncle's lap. He wants to go...
He wants to go in the back, apparently. Okay.
Is he going to shit?
Okay, you've got to be kidding me.
No! No!
Hi, Brad. It's Solo.
Uh, yeah, the Tongan terrier.
Well, uh, yeah, you know, I tried that crate thing
that you told me about
and he just went to the bathroom all overthe bathroom.
Well, yeah, see, that's the thing.
I didn't have a crate so I just...
I thought the bathroom would suffice.
Uh, no, I don't want to buy a crate.
Well, just because I don't have room for a crate.
Okay, well, I'm sure the crates
are very decorative, Brad, but...
Brad, I don't want to buy a crate.
Stop trying to sell me a crate.
Okay, give me the shoe.
Put the shoe down.
Put the...
Yeah, hi, is this Brad?
Well, Brad, you fucked me, pal.
This little thing is driving me crazy, man.
I mean, I... you know...
Hello? Hello?
Okay, Brad, he's peeing on the carpet right now.
What the fuck is a wee-wee pad?
No. I just want him to go on the balcony, man.
Look, you know what?
We talked about this and... and I just...
I don't think this is going to work.
I just...
Well, I don't know. That's a good question.
What the hell do you want me to do?
I mean, can I just bring him back?
Hello? Hello, Brad?
Brad?
What the hell are you looking at, man?
Casper.
Casper, are you awake?
You up?
I don't know.
Pal, the dog shit all over my house.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Yeah, I don't... I don't know what to do.
I hate him. I just...
I don't know what to do.
You want to take him back?
No. I can't take him back.
There's no refunds.
Well...
I know this girl...
Did I wake you up?
No, no, no.
I just been reading and stuff.
So... I used to date her.
I used to fuck her.
- What? - I don't know what I did.
I shot her once. We fucked... something.
Man, what am I doing?
I can't give the dog away. What am I doing, man?
You're driving the car up to the thing.
Come on. Don't... don't... don't do this.
This is fine. This girl does this.
This is what she does.
What do you mean? Like, for a living?
Yes. No, I mean, she doesn't make money doing it,
but it's what she does.
Right up here. Right up here.
- Pull up to the thingy. - I am!
- Go to the thingy. - I don't want to hit it.
You're not going to hit it. Go to the thingy.
Well, what does she make money doing?
Jesus Christ.
Well, herfather, um, owns the rights
to, like, every great rock 'n' roll song everwritten,
among otherthings.
The guywas, like, a major pimp in the '70s.
Killed people and shit.
- Okay, he didn't kill people. - Yes, he did.
- No, he didn't. - Yes, he did.
Okay, you're just making that up.
Okay, somehow this man ended up owning
a lot of valuable stuff.
- Well, that's obvious. - Thank you.
I got a train set once.
Oh, he lives here too. He's just never around.
He's got a place in, what do you call it?
Europe or some shit... Asia. I don't know.
Would you push the button, please?
- Let's go. - Push the button.
- Let's just go. - Push the button.
I don't know.
I'm so bored, I could kill myself.
I don't know, bitch.
Yeah, well, holler later.
I'm supposed to look at this guy's dog right now.
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
Hey, bitch!
Hey, Jules.
How you been?
Misery. My life's impossible.
I bet it is impossible.
What's really good, mama?
Come on.
Nothing is good.
You're lying.
So how'd those pictures turn out?
They are very good.
They're not raunchy, are they?
No, not at all.
You guys want a bewy?
You want a bewy?
Uh, what have you... what have you got?
Oh, whatever you want.
Well, do you have any scotch?
I don't know.
Oh.
Hey, are all these dogs your dogs?
That's right, bitch.
Until they get older, they are.
I take care of them until they're old enough
they don't need caring and then I give them away.
- Very noble. - Thank you.
- Uh, who do you... who do you give them to? - Whomever.
Well, what if you can't get rid of them?
Everybodywants them when I'm done, bitch.
Hey, can you stop calling me bitch?
- Whoa! - Yeah.
No, it's just I have a name.
Yeah, but pal... pal...
- She's not... she doesn't mean it... - No, I know.
...like, "Hey, what's up, bitch?" - I know.
- Or, "Where's my money, bitch?" - I know.
You know what I mean? It's like, you know...
- What's it like? - I don't know.
Endearing.
Okay, well, my name is Solo.
Just in case...
Like Han Solo.
Not, not like Han Solo.
Just like Solo.
Where's the dog, Solo?
Uh, he's at home.
- What do you mean? - Well, we did make an error.
We didn't bring her.
- Him. - Him.
Why not?
- Well... - Well, I... I don't know.
I just figured, you know,
I didn't want to bring him out of the house for no reason.
I figured you'd have some questions.
Is he cute?
Yeah. I think so. Yeah.
Maybe not cute so much.
Well...
What does he go with?
What?
Colours.
You... you mean what colour is he?
Yeah, sure.
Did you just ask, "What does he go with"?
I think so.
I'll be in the car.
One second... pal. Pal.
I don't know, man.
Itjust doesn't seem right.
You know, life is a delicate negotiation.
Do you understand that?
So...
What do you want to do?
I mean, seriously, what do you want to do?
All right.
Seriously, what do you want to do?
You want... you want to give this thing a shot orwhat?
You... or do you want to end up in some rich lady's house
with a bunch of other spoiled little dogs?
'Cause, you know, I mean, if that's what you want, I...
I got you, you know.
I mean, you know, do you want to shit the house
or do you want to let me love you?
Do you want to let me learn how to love you
or do you want to shit the house?
Do you want to shit the house?
Do you want to nibble on sneakers?
I got the place for you.
You know what I'm saying?
You're a dog.
Yo, fucko!
Shh!
- Shh! - Open the door!
Oh...
What the fuck is that?
Thanks a lot, asshole.
Ow! Fuck!
You know, Benny, I really don't think it's appropriate,
you showing up at my house in the middle of the night like this.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, I just wanted to say it
just to keep my side of the street clean.
Can I ask you a question?
- What? - Who's that?
That's Frank.
Oh, uh, Frank, can I help you with anything?
Don't talk to Frank, all right.
Frank doesn't even speak English, okay?
Frank doesn't speak English?
Yeah, Frank... Who else would I be talking about?
Well, I don't know. Frank just seems
like a very common American name.
Oh, yeah.
Where's he from?
Ireland.
Frank?
Benny, can you just tell him not to drink that...
- 'Cause it's my last one... - Well, what is it?
Well, it's just a Snapple,
but that's not the point.
Get outta here. When did you get this dog?
A couple days ago.
- And how much did it cost? - Well, he was on sale.
On sale? What sale?
A fucking dog sale?
Yeah, I guess so.
Here's the point, jag-off.
Sale or no sale, you're spending money.
My money!
Well, that's one way of looking at it.
No, that's not one way of looking at it.
That's the way it looks. That's the way it is.
It's not like the colourfucking blue-green,
where some asshole sees blue and the other guy sees green.
In order for things to have an option of appearance,
they have to have a fucking option of appearance!
You know, this is the way it is.
You did this, and that's that.
And why does that dog keep looking at me funny?
It's a funny-looking dog.
What's her name?
He. It's a he.
Oh, sorry. Excu-use me.
What's his name?
Uh, he doesn't have a name yet.
He doesn't have a name. Oh, so I'll name him.
I'd kind of like to be the one that names the dog.
And I'd kind of like you to get to work
so you can pay me the fucking money I lent you.
I'm taking this dog. Frank, grab the dog.
You're not gonna take the dog. Don't take the...
- You can't take the dog. - Yes, I can.
Oh, come on. What would you do with him?
I'm going to eat him. What difference does it make?
All right... imagine it like this.
I owe you the money, right?
I don't need to imagine it.
Okay, well, just imagine the rest.
In order for me to pay you the money I owe you,
I have to get an advance.
And in order for me to get an advance
I have to write something.
And... and you're here and you're...
you're taking dogs and stuff.
And, Benny, I can't do that.
All right?
That... that dog, that little, fragile dog...
that Frank's holding onto just a little too tightly...
Could you just... ow!
Okay, that's not necessary.
Well, uh, could you just not squeeze him so tightly?
Maybe... maybe just...
Are you squeezing him?
All right, Frank, give him the dog.
Just give it to him.
Thanks, Frank.
One week you got, and then I'm gonna come
and I'm gonna take the dog.
I find out you buy any more animals
or see any more fucking doctors,
I'm gonna break your legs.
Okay, Benny, don't saythat. I hate it when you saythat.
I'm gonna break your legs, okay?
One week. Frank, let's go.
Why didn't you just give him the dog?
I knew you'd saythat.
Well, that's 'cause it's the logical thing to say.
There's a reason people saythings.
Granted, stupid people just shout shit for no reason.
Smart people use logic.
Two days ago you were going to give the dog to what's-her-name.
- What's-her-name? - Jules.
Look, can we just chalk it up to growth?
Can we just do that? That's good, right?
Let's just chalk it up to growth.
Life is a delicate negotiation.
What the fuck does that mean?
I've got to keep the dog.
- Why? - I don't know.
Good. Keep the dog.
- You really don't understand, do you? - No, no clue.
Look, I was a very unhappy person not too long ago.
Hence the 100 or so thousand on the couch.
Ew! Are you being shitty?
What? No.
- No. - I know how much money I spent.
Was it reallythat much, though?
- I'm kidding. - Don't be shitty.
- I'm kidding. - You're an asshole.
Come on.
Look, I'm just trying to do the right thing here, all right?
That's cool. That's cool.
And all I'm saying is, you don't got to kill yourself.
Yeah, but you're busting my balls.
I'm not. Hey, hey, hey.
- A little bit. - Listen, in that very "unhappytime", you sold a book.
- In my opinion, a very good book. - Don't do that.
I like the book. I like the book.
Yeah, because it's the only book you ever read.
Wow! Now who's being shitty, okay?
Stop that. Listen, you had money,
you had lots of girls around.
I was miserable. I was miserable!
I enjoyed it.
Cas, don't you want to be loved?
- Yeah... - Wait.
You know, give and receive?
I do. Almost every single night.
I have nothing.
And then I give the dog away and then I have...
I have negative nothing.
A clean carpet, maybe?
I... I know. I don't understand.
- Hey, babe. - Loser.
Can I have some ketch...
Ketchup?
Wow.
What's with her?
I-I don't know. Um...
I, uh, I took some shots of her,
some nudes, and, uh...
and she's crazy.
I don't... I don't know.
You know what I need?
- Ketchup? - No, I need a plan.
Everybody has a plan. We all need plans.
A plan, huh?
Yeah, what's your plan?
I, uh... I have a plan.
Well, what is it?
It's to, um...
It's to sleep with lots of girls,
take pictures of them, eat three times a day.
Stuff like that.
I need more therapy.
You are a good writer.
No, don't do... You know, I'm going to do the thing.
La-la-la...
Don't be a child. Don't be a child.
Stop it.
Okay, fine.
What's your plan?
I have a plan.
What is it?
Uh... I-I, uh...
Love the dog, have the dog love me.
Meet a woman, do the same thing.
Get married.
Kids.
It's a plan.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Pig.
I did not sell the fucking pictures, okay?
Theywere stolen from me.
You sold naked pictures of her?
What did I just say?
Cas!
Okay, come on.
Come on. Go play.
Come on, man, we drove all the way here.
Go play.
What? You don't want to go play?
Here. Here.
Look, I got the ball. I got the ball.
Okay? Oh!
Ah!
Come on. Those are yourfriends.
Go out there. Come on.
Go get the ball.
Get the ball.
Okay, I'm going to go that way
and you go that way, all right?
Come on, we're here, man.
Come on, man up.
Hi.
Do you mind... Do you mind if I sit down?
Yeah, fine. Just don't hit on me.
- What's that? - I don't want to flirt.
I didn't come here to flirt.
So if that's whyyou want to sit down, no.
But if you're reallyjust looking
for a place to sit, then, fine.
Oh, no... Yeah, I just wanted to sit down.
Okay.
Oh, man, I need some exercise.
I'm Solo.
What?
Sorry.
Did you just tell me you were Solo?
Yeah, I did.
W- why?
Well, I... I just felt uncomfortable
sitting here next to you and not saying anything
and I didn't want you to think that I was flirting so I...
Solo's my name, bythe way.
Oh. Okay.
- See, that's where I got confused. - Oh yeah.
Yeah, see? That's how wars get started.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Miscommunication.
Right. That's how wars get started.
Yeah, I didn't get that at first
and then I just got it, so then I said it.
Sorry.
Yeah...
It's kind of weird sitting here
not saying anything, though, right?
Then get up.
- Okay. - No!
Sit down.
Okay.
Hah! You're kind of crazy, huh?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not crazy at all. No.
I've just had a very long run indoors.
Haven't done a whole lot of socializing
in the last year, so...
Right. Solo, huh?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Your mom give you that name? - Yes, she did.
- Yeah. - Why?
Um, it's just a long story.
You want to make it short?
No.
All right. Well...
- I'm Lola, Solo. - Hi.
Nice to meet you, Lola. I'm Solo.
- I know. - All right.
Okay. Well, I feel comfortable now.
So if you want to get back to your book, I'll...
I'll be quiet.
You know, it's okay. It's a bad book, so...
- Oh, really? - Mmm-hm.
I wrote one of those once.
- You did? - Yeah, I did.
Really? A bad book?
- Yeah. - I probably read it.
What's it called?
I'd rather not s... I don't know, I don't know...
I... I don't know. I'd rather not.
Okay.
Hey, there's a lot of dogs here, huh?
Dog park.
Yeah.
Which one's yours?
Oh, shit!
Vito! Off!
Off!
Oh, my God!
Look you know, I... I really don't want
to make a big deal out of this.
Then why are you?
Well, under normal circumstances,
I wouldn't be, but here and now
with the financial state that I'm in and...
and, if truth be told,
I sort of feel like you're responsible a little bit.
- Okay, how do you figure that?
Lady, your dog ate my dog.
He didn't eat him, he bit him.
Several times.
Look, I'm sure he's going to be fine.
Well, I hope so, you know...
No, don't be so dramatic about it.
It's just a couple of scratches.
He was bleeding all overthe place.
Look, I'm not paying forthis.
I feel like by bringing you here,
I fulfilled all my obligations.
I mean, I... I'm sorry.
I just... I don't feel responsible.
I mean, it... it's a dog park.
Shit happens. And maybe your dog
just really isn't dog park material.
You know what I mean?
I couldn't agree with you more.
Good.
I'm glad.
Okay, so...
Well, I'm really sorry about her.
What...
He. It's a he.
His name? I...
That's still up in the air.
- You haven't named your dog? - No, I haven't yet.
- Well, what do you call it? - I don't call him anything.
Well, when it's overthere and you want it to come here,
- like, what do you say? - Uh, "come"?
I don't know. I haven't really had that problem yet, I just got him.
You should...
You should name your dog.
I know I should name my dog.
Okay. Well, Solo...
Once again, I am really sorry about this,
but you know...
I've got to go.
Vito's in the car
and I have to get him home.
Please help me.
Please. I'm begging you.
Please don't leave me here.
Look, I know we just met and...
and... and there's no reason on earth
for you to trust me, butjust do it.
Just... just lend me the money
and I swearto God,
if I have to sell my own bodyto do it,
I'll payyou back, very soon.
Please just help me.
Okay. I'll help you.
God, I don't know why.
But I'll help you.
They can bill me forthe damages.
Uh! No!
- No touch. - Sorry.
This is mywork address.
I'm there every night till 2:00 a. m.
And bythe way, I'm going to be taking
your license plate number on the way out.
You don't need to do that.
Nonetheless, that's what I'm going to do.
- Okay. - Look, don't screw me here.
'Cause I can't afford this.
Okay. You're a good lady.
Thank you.
You okay?
Tsk...
Excuse me, sir.
We don't allow dogs in the building.
Oh, come on. You know me.
I'm... I'm just here to see Dr. Nourmand.
I've seen you, sir, but that doesn't excuse the fact
that we have a "no dog" policy in the building.
- Well, I... - Some people are allergic.
I can'tjust leave him in the car.
Come on, I'lljust be a second.
I'm afraid no can do.
Oh, come on, man.
Is that one of those Tongans?
Yeah.
Mywife has a thing forthose dogs.
You wouldn't want to sell it, would you?
No. No.
I'll tell you what.
I'll hold it for you while you go up.
No. That's okay.
Okay? I'll wait.
Thank you.
Okay.
Have a good day.
How you doing? You're hungry, aren't you?
Mr. Harrington.
Dr. Nourmand, this guytried to steal my dog.
I was trying to do you a favour, you fucking nut-job.
Oh... hey, pal, I saw how you looked at him.
- All right? - Mr. Harrington, please.
He tried to bring the dog in the building.
- It's fine, Joe. - Sorry about that.
It's fine. Good night.
- Good night now. - Asshole.
- What are you doing? - No, I just want to...
I just want to talk to you for just one second.
- No! - Please? Please?
- No! - Look, I...
No, Mr. Harrington.
- I just want to talk to you. - No.
This is completely unorthodox.
I've been waiting forthree hours, man.
How long have you been coming to me?
- Uh, almost a year. - Almost a year.
So you understand the policy of the office.
It's not a big deal. Don't worry...
It is a big deal, sir. You're breaking protocol.
You don't need to call me "sir".
That's a little impersonal.
Look, man, I know this is way out of line
forthe doctor/patient relationship,
but that's the thing, I'm not your patient anymore.
Mr. Harrington, you do not... Solo!
- Solo! Whatever! - What's yourfirst name?
That is not necessary.
Well, it is if we're going to be friends.
Look, okay, okay. Look,
I know we can't be friends.
I'm not some nut-job. I'm not stalking you.
I just... can we just talk for a second? Please?
I swearto God, I'm not going to make this into a habit.
Look, look. I got the dog.
What happened to it?
It got into a fight with a pit bull.
Come on, man!
This can never happen again.
I mean, never.
- I understand. - It is completely unorthodox
for our purposes here, or upstairs, wherever.
- I understand. - I mean, if you want to see me,
you have to make an appointment.
Okay.
I want to hear you say it.
If I want to see you, I have to make an appointment.
- Thank you. - Look, under normal circumstances, I would.
But I can't, I'm broke.
You know that.
Is he going to go to the bathroom back there?
Uh, yeah. He might.
Look, I'm just going to make this quick, all right?
Please.
Did I buythis carfor you?
- Mr. Harrington! - Okay. I... just kidding.
I'm kidding.
Look, I'm in a really bad spot here, okay?
Now, you told me to get the dog, all right?
No. I did not tell you to get that dog.
You kind of did.
I did not.
Okay, you said, "pet".
You weren't implying that I get a snake, were you?
Listen, in orderforwhat I do
to have any sort of relevance...
Do you have a biscuit or something?
- I mean, the... - Quiet.
Quiet! Shh!
In orderforwhat I do to have any relevance,
I nevertell anybodywhat to do
orwhat not to do.
Okay, fine, doctor.
I got the dog.
Yes. I can see that.
And I think that's good.
Are you fucking with me?
No! I would never do that.
Why is it good?
You tell me.
I almost got rid of it three times this week.
I have no idea why it was good.
Why didn't you get rid of it?
Because he's mine. I don't know.
One second, he's just a dog,
and the next thing I know, he's mine.
I think that's progress.
- Oh, really? - Yes!
Just tell me what's troubling you.
What's troubling me?
Well, let's see, I'm broke.
Like, food-stamp broke.
The... the dog's looking at me like,
"What the fuck are we going to do?"
I'm looking right back at him like,
"I have no fucking idea. "
I... I just wanted something simple.
This... the whole thing back-fired.
This is the... the furthest thing in the world from simple.
I... I can't write because I'm scared to death
that I'm going to... I'm going to be right back where I started.
But none of that mattered because I...
I was seeing you.
And now I don't even have that and so I feel fucked.
Life is a delicate negotiation.
What the fuck does that mean, anyway?
Well, it means something different for everybody.
Can you be more vague?
What do you want?
Man, I just want to be happy.
Can you be more vague?
What's he doing?
Look, sorry.
It's okay. It's just a dog, man.
Are you robbing me?
Hey, bitch.
What...
What are you doing on my couch?
Chillin'.
How did you guys get in here?
This isn't exactly Fort Knox.
Ted's good with cheap doors.
Oh really?
Ted, did you know that breaking into somebody's house is illegal?
Don't waste yourtime.
He doesn't speak any English.
Oh, sorry, Ted.
Now bring that little bean over here
and let me have a peak-a-boo.
What? No!
No, you guys have to leave right now.
Oh, look at the little bean!
Oh my God, to die.
- Okay, okay. - Oh...
What happened, lil' bean? Huh?
What's wrong with him?
Uh... n-nothing's wrong with him.
- He's fine. - He doesn't look fine.
Does he have something?
What... have something? What do you mean?
Like hives, scabies, rabies,
some undiagnosed disease.
No. No, no.
- You sure? - Yes, he...
he got into a fight.
Oh...
Okay, I'll take him.
No, no. You're not going to take him.
He's no longerforthe taking.
He belongs to me. He's mine.
Look, I appreciate you coming by.
That's really nice. Thank you, Ted.
But, really, you... you have to leave.
- How much? - How much what?
How much forthe dog, bitch?
- Now I'm gonna break your legs. - Benny!
What? Are you selling that fucking dog?
Benny! No, I'm not selling the dog.
You better not be.
Wait, who's this?
Who's this?
Oh, great, a tough guy. Ted!
Wait. Ted, relax, all right?
Yeah, Ted, sit the fuck down.
No, Benny. Ted doesn't speak any English.
Oh, good. Neither does Frank.
- Frank! - Okay, look, everytthing's fine here.
Jules, this is Benny.
Benny, this is Jules.
Ted, Frank, you guys have met. That's great.
Everybodyjust relax, okay?
- All right, what the fuck. Jules? - Yes, honey?
- You want to buythat dog? - Yes, I do.
Are you selling this fucking dog? You better not be.
I'm not selling the dog, all right?
The dog's not for sale.
Everytthing's for sale.
Not this dog. That dog belongs to me.
Okaywell, that's really not true, Benny.
Shut up, you.
Wait. The dog belongs to you?
- That's right. - Well, how much do you want for her?
First of all, it's a he dog.
Okay. Can you just...
please not tell me to shut up?
I... you know, I don't want to be rude or anything...
Then shut the fuck up.
Okay.
This guy owes me money.
I'm tired of waiting for it.
- You understand? - Yeah, I do.
Now, just tell me the sum of which he owes you,
I'll give it to him to give to you,
then he can give me the dog!
Everybody gets what theywant.
You're a very smart lady.
You seem to have picked up
on everytthing that's going on here.
Oh, my God...
But you know what? What you're not gathering
is that the money is not the issue anymore.
Athing has developed between me and the dog.
- Oh-h... - I... I can't explain it.
Fortunately, I don't have to.
- I want the dog. - So do I.
Well, so do I.
- Shut up! - Shut up!
Okay.
I should warn you ahead of time,
Frank is an undefeated cage fighter.
Ted trained with the Gracies in Brazil for eight years,
so we're not worried.
So, winnertakes the dog?
Wiinnertakes the dog.
Wait, wait, where's the fucking dog?
What the fuck?
My dog.
Fucking psychopaths.
This is Jonesy.
Wake up, you lazyfuckers.
It's time to take in that miserable L.A. sunshine.
Get up, you fucking cunts.
So, um, what are you going to do?
I- I don't know.
- You need money? - Yeah.
Yeah, you're fucked.
Hey.
Is it... is it all right if I stay here
for... just for a couple of days?
What do you mean?
What do you mean what do I mean?
Well...
Is the dog going to shit?
Well, not if we don't feed it.
Do we have to feed it?
Do you, uh, want to go to this place with me tonight?
No, I can't.
I'm supposed to shoot this lesbian tonight
and I've really been looking forward to it.
I have to go here.
Do you know what this place is?
No. It's just where this girl works
and I have to tell herthat I don't have the money
that I owe her and that I'm just a complete asshole.
And you don't know this place?
No.
I do. I better come with you.
No way.
What?
Okay, she's got to be a cocktail waitress.
No, I don't want to...
- I don't want to... - Shh...
Hot in here
I like to move, yes...
What can I get you guys?
Uh, yes, I'd like a shrimp tempura hand roll, please.
What?
It was a joke.
- He was... he's kidding. - Yeah, a beer.
Any beerwould be great. Thank you.
I don't see her.
I don't want to be here right now.
- Relax. - Come with me, honey.
Really? Like that?
This place is a'ight.
I just... no, I...
No, don't worry, this one's on the house.
I... No, I know that's really nice,
but I'm just looking for somebody.
For real. I... I... I'm really...
- Just relax. - Wait!
- It's on the house. - Oh my God...
I wasn'tshakin'
Then I was shakin'so hard
That's when I saw a mean woman
Strutting in the yard
She gotthe shakes, yeah
She shake it realcool
Yeah, she make me starta'dancing
Now she makes the rules
- Breathe, baby. - Stop!
You knowwe move, yes we move
'Cause we like our dancing
Yeah
You knowwe move, yes, we move
'Cause we like our dancing
Yeah, yeah
You knowwe move, yes we move
'Cause we like our dancing
Stop it!
Stop.
You knowwe move, yes we move
'Cause we like our dancing
You knowwe move, yes we move
'Cause we like our dancing
Stop! Stop!
Don't move. Don't move.
Whoa, ho...
Oh... oh my God.
Did you just...
Okay, this is really awkward.
I... I...
All right, let's hear it for Margo.
All right, come on, guys.
If you liked her routine, let her know.
Oh, God. Now I'm going to feel really dirty
asking forthe moneyyou owe me.
Yeah. Well, you can imagine how dirty I'm going to feel
when I tell you I don't have it.
I'm s... I...
What?
Well, see, that's why I came here.
I just didn't want you think that I was going back on myword.
Look, just come back when you have it.
Well no, see, that's the thing. I don't know when that's going to be.
And I just want you to know that I'm working on it, all right?
Look, I'm here.
Okay, wait.
- Could you just hold on for just a sec? - What?
Well, I just feel a little stupid.
What? About that?
Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
Don't feel stupid, sweetie.
It happens. Not often, but it happens.
What happened?
- "Sweetie"? - He got a little excited.
- What do you mean? - No. She means nothing.
"Sweetie" makes it a little worse, don't you think?
Excited how, though?
- Look, shut up! - Okay.
I see how that can be misconstrued,
But that's not how I meant it.
No, it's just a little condescending.
I get it, but that's not how I meant it.
I... I know. But you know what I mean.
Totally. I...
Okay, look. Uh, you...
you two seem like you have a lot to talk about, right?
This is clearly not the place.
I say breakfast.
Hi, I'm Casper.
I'll be paying for breakfast.
Um, I'll need a friend, too, though.
So, um, if you could grab one of your colleagues,
preferablythe one dancing on stage right overthere,
that'd be great. We'll grab a bite.
What do you say, 2:00 a. m.?
Here's yourwig.
Let's go.
Shut up.
Her?
Okay.
I'm a... I'm a fantastic guy.
I want you to know that.
All right.
I'm just going to get a couple of things.
Wait, what? Like, clean underwear and stuff?
Okay, would you shut up?
I just can't believe that!
Shut up. It's not funny.
Really? Like...
Hurry.
All right.